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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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