I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
