do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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