I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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