You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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