dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
false alarm. still invincible.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My dad is sitting where you rode me
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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