Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
We are all done wearing pants today
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Congratulations! We have a period
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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