The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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