I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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