she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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