Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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