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I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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