No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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