Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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