1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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