He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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