my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We talked him into tasing himself.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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