Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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