my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
40s are totally the cure
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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