butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Are we still banned from the library?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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