got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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