There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
