Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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