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I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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