I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm like, not good at living.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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