I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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