i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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