why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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