Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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