It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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