I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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