is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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