It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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