just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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