I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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