Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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