are we going to glenview for practice??
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where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
whose ass print is on the piano?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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