If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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