Plan B is the new Plan A
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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