everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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