Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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