Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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