That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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