I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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