When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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