If that was your dad, he is hot
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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