But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If I die, sorry about rent.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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