i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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