hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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