I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
