she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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