the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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