I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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