Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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